If You Ask Fighter Pilots This Question

[Dre_87]

That's when I joined that airwarriors.com forum in like 2006 and it was the first time I had touched it in many years, I used to really look up to and respect most of those guys too, some were like always assholes though too.

[Dre_87]

Dude I said some more funny ass shit to them too, I said something like 'My god, that was so long ago, that was like a whole nother world, right now I've sort of became like more of a functional alcoholic and drug addict or something, the years have not been good to Charlie Sheen.'

and then..

Looks like that's it for all of my great childhood dreams of someday being a pilot, thanks assholes, oh by the way, where's my crack?!..' Ha..

[Dre_87]

Oh gawd, this is what else I told em', I also told them that I was actually part of the special forces Military Assistance Command-Special Operations Group command-and-control detachment Delta..I've thought about just saying that kinda shit and then just seeing how far I'd be able to like get away with it, heh, kind of like that Frank Abagnale guy from the movie Catch Me If You Can.

[chief]

I've been lucky enough not to be haunted by drug addictions. With the exception of sugar, which gave me diabetes.

[Dre_87]

I've been lucky enough not to be haunted by drug addictions. With the exception of sugar, which gave me diabetes.

Damn that sucks, if it's Type 2 isn't it still reversible though?

[Dre_87]

I think that I will be alright though, my brain and liver are made out of iron..

[chief]

my brain and liver are made out of iron..

lol yes, that's what turns blood red isn't it

although some would say it's a problem for the lymphatic system, the interstitial fluid responsible for detox, rather than the blood

[Dre_87]

Chief Flight Engineer: 'What should we call the place that the pilots sit?'

Pilot 1: 'Dick trench'

Pilot 2: 'Weiner hole'

Pilot 3: 'Cockpit..'

* Both pilots slowly turned with a grin, and it said, you son of a bitch, I'm in..

[chief]

Damn that sucks, if it's Type 2 isn't it still reversible though?

i don't know the type, i only know it's stubborn, i have part-cured myself but there is a stubborn bit left, maybe i'm too old to fully cure it, i don't know

[Dre_87]

You need to take control of your life. Do you wanna be 10 feet tall and bulletproof, and have the power to attain world domination?..Do you wanna become a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus?!..