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Added Oct. 31: The DOJ has now taken over the story and it is beginning to morph and expand, destroying itself at the same time as these stories always do.
We are now being told DePape had rope, tape, and zip ties, as well as at least one hammer.
So I guess he was wearing some new form of cargo underwear, complete with multiple hammer loops.
Unless we are supposed to believe he had all this stuff up his ass.
You want to tell these people: JUST STOP TALKING!
The story actually expanded while I was writing this.
It is now up to two hammers, rope, zip ties, tape, gloves, and a journal.
In his underwear. What, no goldfish in a bowl, a full set of matryoskha dolls, and a collection of kaleidoscopes?
Pretty soon it will be like Whitman's footlocker, with shaving equipment, bottled water, and his own supply of toilet paper.}
{Added November 2, 2022: the FBI has now faked and released an affidavit under the name of agent Stephanie Minor, released via the Justice Department, and there the farce continues. Although we were previously told Depape was living in a schoolbus outside the old address in Berkeley, they have changed that to someone's garage in Richmond, where they allegedly found two more hammers.
You have to laugh. If you are counting, that is now four hammers owned by this deadbeat/drug addict/insane person/leftist-nudist MAGA-man.
Apparently he collects hammers like an old woman collects cats.
We are told Depape broke in by breaking that glass with one of his many hammers, but amazingly this didn't wake Pelosi or any of the dozen Capitol Police on the property.
They just thought it was tomcats knocking over milk bottles, I guess. In addition, Depape had a magic hammer that sucked all the glass toward him, out onto the patio.
He then crawled through a hole half the width of his body, like that guy in X-Men, his magic underwear giving him the power to avoid being cut by glass.
Although after being stuck by the hammer, Pelosi was “unconscious on the ground” with a fractured skull, he was able, moments later, to tell officer Starks in the ambulance that he had never seen Depape before. Wow, what powers of recovery!
A witness has now been found from Actors Equity, who claims to have been working private security nearby.
Which reminds us Pelosi's neighbors had private security, but the Speaker of the House had none.
This witness, not named, claims to have seen a guy dressed all in black with a black backpack.
So where is that all-black costume Depape shed?
We are not told it was in the backpack that has now materialized.
This witness claims to have heard banging on a door, so he is working off an old script.
He should have heard glass breaking, remember? Or glass being magically sucked out of a doorframe.
November 4: NBC is now adding to the collapse by airing a video report today and then deleting it a few hours later because “it was not up to our standards”.
Meaning, the boys at Langley fed them some more ridiculous script additions that didn't jell, so they decided to pull them.
Also in the news today was an interview with Sally McNulty, Pelosi's neighbor across the street, who was awake with her husband until 3am that night.
They heard nothing: no alarms, no banging, no sirens. Wow.
November 6: San Francisco PD is now refusing to release Depape's mugshots, with the excuse that they don't own the copyright.
You have to laugh. You see what this means, right? There are no mugshots because Depape isn't in jail or in the hospital, and never was.
He may not exist in this theater at all, watching it from Canada or Langley or somewhere.
We will see if they have to produce him for a fake trial.}
[January 26, 2023: We still haven't got any pictures of Depape from after the arrest.
That's weird, considering that in the Idaho fake we are getting livestreaming to Youtube of Kohberger's extradition hearings.
But in the Pelosi case, suddenly we revert to courtroom artists and watercolor painting
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Of course tending to confirm my guess Depape is either dead or watching this theater from some island resort.
BTW, love the buttcrack in the second painting, indicating the courtroom artist knows this is all a joke.]
We also get a picture of the backdoor window Depape allegedly broke to get in.
The problem, Sherlock?
It was broken from the INSIDE, since the glass is scattered OUTSIDE.
