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A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything". :roll:
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Liberalis wrote: Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:24 pm A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything". :roll:
After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says 'That'll be $4 please'. The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits whilst the vendor just stares back at him.... Awkwardly the monk ask's 'What about my change'?.

'Ah' replies the hot dog vendor, 'Change must come from within'.
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"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice"
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Need a laugh? :P

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muumin wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 4:59 pm Need a laugh? :P

LOL :lol: Thank you for the laugh! :D
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all smiles ;)
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