Jokes / Humour thread..

[Basket Case]

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[Mitochondrial Eve]

Thanks Eternal Newbie for starting this thread.

This video has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. It's been doing the rounds but maybe some people haven't seen it yet.

[Liberalis]

Yeah, great idea for a thread Eternal! Just what we need at the moment is a little humour and happiness.

[Basket Case]

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[Liberalis]

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#COV-idiots

[Liberalis]

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[Liberalis]

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[Chief Bromden]

How to wash a cat




1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours sincerely,

The Dog.

[lake]

I will put these here but while part of me does find them sort of 'funny' another part finds them really 'sad'!

But I just couldn't decide on the correct section/thread??





But this is just silly .... mask debate (masturbate)

.... A raging massdebate!!

[Liberalis]

This is my response to the next person who asks me to wear a mask.........