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EEeeeeekk!!^^^
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Major Laptop Malfunction

Poor lonely guy will never be taken seriously again.



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This is evidently NOT true, but it made me laugh. I hope you enjoy it.

Bono, the pretentious lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet...
"Well, foockin stop clappin' then, ya evil bastard!”
It's possible that my whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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HAHAHA nice Aphotic^^^

That reminded me of this one!

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