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Three nuns die and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them they will each have to answer a question before they are allowed in.

He asks the first nun : What is the name of the very first woman? She says, "Eve". ..... St Pete: You're in!!

He asks the second nun : Where did Eve live? She says, "The Garden of Eden". ..... St Pete: You're in!!

The third nun is a Mother Superior. Therefore, St Peter says this question will be more difficult.

What are the first words Eve spoke to Adam. The nun muses Hmm, that's a hard one.... St Pete: You're in!
It's possible that my whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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