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https://www.jpost.com/science/does-this ... ath-678710
Researchers discovered an enzyme that is genetically related to a key enzyme in snake venom and was found in COVID-19 fatalities in doses 20 times the safe amount.

[ snake bite treatment to limb ]


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[ treatment for venemous clotshot ]

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the original textas flag

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of course their rattlesnakes give you warning and mostly run away like all snakes, except australia's death adder which you can stomp next to and they dont move, but go near their little worm lure tail tip and watch out (too quick for eyes though)
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a turkish delight that one for sure.
theses days it is almost like the axe convinces the trees that they too were made of metal, and that wood was dirty and bad and had to be cut off the trees. 'transaxial' trees?
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humor (humour here in the crown colony) from JP
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A simple and funny one I use as screensaver at work.
(Hoping that someone might see it and start thinking)
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This is one of those philosophical comedian moments. Funny not funny. Cheers.
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Something Is Wrong With Biden's Robot At Walt Disney Resort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc0ViJXr0L4
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